we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
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