You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize
