I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
nutella sex= disaster
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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