dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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