I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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