I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
did i walk over a car last night?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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