Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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