dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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