if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
