I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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