Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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