you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Farmville is her only friend.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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