tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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