Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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