Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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