what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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