Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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