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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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