so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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