May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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