Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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