Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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