The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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