What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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