So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
NoShamevember. You game?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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