So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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