This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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