Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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