She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
