That's intense
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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