I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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