We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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