remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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