So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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