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(305): View more from Florida

I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.

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(630): View more from Illinois

She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.

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(847): View more from Illinois

And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"

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(703): View more from Virginia

the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.

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(681): View more from West Virginia

Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.

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(240): View more from Maryland

you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time

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