this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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