Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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