is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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