i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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