ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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