Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
How many fucks given?
0.12846
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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