I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
ok first of all what the fuck
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
