Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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