That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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