What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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