so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Randomize
