my phone needs a breathalizer
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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