listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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