what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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