The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
