yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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