rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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