I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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