walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
either way he was missing a nipple.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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