im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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