question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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