we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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