I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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