More tranny stories later!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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