She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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