I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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